In His Own Words
About him
I’m a kind, caring, funny, old‑school romantic with a lot of love to give. I enjoy walking my dog, running, and unwinding with my favourite video games (Final Fantasy, Assassin’s Creed), music (soundtracks, Chvrches, Kings of Leon), TV (Breaking Bad, Yellowstone, Marvel), films (Marvel, action, Disney), and writing — I’m currently working on my own fantasy novel.
I’m also a big fan of history, mythology, and all things fantasy, so it’d be great to meet someone who shares even a few of those interests. I’m quiet and prefer a simple life, so I’m not into clubbing or drinking, but I’m happy to join a woman who enjoys that if we connect in other ways and there’s a spark.
If any of this sounds like your vibe, get in touch — I’m always happy to chat, and who knows… maybe we’ll end up deleting our accounts together.
About his ideal match
My ideal partner is kind, caring, and beautiful from the inside out. Someone who loves deeply, enjoys being adored, and gives that same devotion back in return.
What His Friends Say
Kai said...
Joseph is very much the picture that comes out of the paint, which is to say he is one of the most creative and fun lads I know.
Measured, concious and unfalteringly loyal.
Don't let his love of CHVRCHΞS put you off - he makes me laugh daily. Even if he does make a cup of tea wrong.
About him
Country of origin: |
United Kingdom | |
Location: |
Newcastle upon Tyne (Heaton), Tyne & Wear, England | |
Gender: |
Male | |
Age: |
41 | |
Star sign: |
Leo | |
Height: |
5' 6" (168cm) | |
Body type: |
Average | |
Looks: |
Average | |
Hair colour: |
Dark Brown | |
Eye colour: |
Ask me later | |
Relationship Status: |
Single | |
Looking for: |
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Let's see what happens; A short-term relationship; A long-term relationship; Marriage; Something casual | |
Have children: |
No | |
Want children: |
Maybe | |
Daily diet: |
Eat healthily | |
Smoking: |
Never | |
Drinking: |
Never | |
Education: |
Secondary | |
Occupation: |
IT / Telecoms | |
Income: |
Enough | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home language: |
English | |
Other languages: |
Ask me later | |
Religion: |
Christian / Catholic |
About his ideal match
Country of origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Within 60 miles of postcode district NE6 (Newcastle upon Tyne) | ||
Gender: |
Female | ||
Age range: |
18 - 50 | ||
Star sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
Any | ||
Body type: |
Slim; Average; Athletic; A few extra pounds; Curvaceous; Full figured | ||
Looks: |
Any | ||
Hair colour: |
Blonde; Dark Blonde; Light Brown; Dark Brown; Auburn; Red; Black; Other | ||
Eye colour: |
Any | ||
Has a photo: |
Non-negotiable | ||
Relationship Status: |
Single; Divorced; Widowed | ||
Have children: |
No | ||
Want children: |
Yes; Maybe | ||
Daily diet: |
Eat most things; Eat healthily; Vegetarian; Vegan | ||
Smoking: |
Never | ||
Drinking: |
Never | ||
Education: |
Any | ||
Occupation: |
Administrative / Secretarial; Arts / Music / Writing; Executive / Management; Financial services; Food / Catering; Legal; Medical / Dental / Veterinary; Sales / Marketing; Self-employed; Student; Teaching / Education / Training; Science / Engineering / Research; Public sector; Advertising / PR; Media; Consultancy / Design; Home maker; HR / Recruitment; IT / Telecoms; Leisure / Tourism; Retail; Health / Social Care | ||
Income: |
Solvent; Enough; Comfortable; Wealthy | ||
Ethnicity: |
Asian; Latino/Hispanic; Middle Eastern; White/Caucasian | ||
Home language: |
English | ||
Other languages: |
Any | ||
Religion: |
Agnostic; Atheist; Buddhist / Taoist; Christian / Catholic; Christian / Protestant; Christian / Other; Jewish; Spiritual, but not religious; Christian / Orthodox |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More about him
Sense of humour: |
Sarcastic |
Intelligence: |
Intelligent |
Ruled by: |
The head |
Party behaviour: |
An average mingler |
Personality traits: |
Faithful; Funny; Generous; Happy; Intelligent; Loving; Loyal; Optimistic; Quiet; Realistic; Sarcastic; Sensible; Shy; Stable; Thoughtful; Trustworthy |
Valued qualities: |
Charity; Compassion; Devotion; Faithfulness; Forgiveness; Friendliness; Honesty; Hope; Humility; Humour; Kindness; Patience; Self-control; Sexiness |
Fashion sense: |
Casual (I'm usually in my favourite jeans) |
Favourite clothing: |
My trusty pair of jeans |
Favourite colour: |
Blue |
Hair style: |
Short |
Eyesight: |
I wear glasses |
Facial hair: |
I have a moustache |
Body hair: |
Light |
Disabilities: |
I have none |
Body art: |
I don't have any |
Date activities: |
A movie; A picnic in a park; Dinner at a restaurant; Meeting for coffee; Going for a walk; Visiting a gallery; Going to a museum |
Music preferences: |
Alternative; Classical; Dance / Disco; Electronic Dance Music; Heavy Metal; Instrumental; Rap / Hip Hop; Rock |
Reading: |
I read books regularly |
Books: |
Crime; Fantasy; Fiction; History; Horror; Mystery; Sci-Fi |
TV habits: |
I watch television most days |
TV programmes: |
Action / Adventure; Comedy / Sit-coms; Documentaries; Dramas; Educational; Movie Channels; Nature/Wildlife; Sci-Fi |
Movie frequency: |
Occasionally or irregularly |
Movie preferences: |
Action; Black & White / Silent; Cult Classics; Drama; Horror; Mystery; Sci-Fi; War; Westerns |
Interests: |
Board games; Card games; Computer & video games; Computer programming; Healthy living; Internet; Music; Reading; Singing; The arts; Writing books |
Sport involvement: |
Watching from the couch |
Sports: |
Bowling; Boxing; Darts; Martial arts; Motorsport; Pool; Running; Walking |
Cooking: |
I can't or won't cook |
Food: |
Chinese; Gastro Pub; Indian; Italian |
Go Out to Eat: |
I only eat out on special occasions |
Dietary Restrictions: |
I have none |
Pace of Life: |
Chilled |
Time at work: |
I don't work |
Pastimes of choice: |
Playing with my pet |
Time online: |
I'm on for an hour or two a day |
Take drugs: |
Never |
Family size: |
I've got brothers and sisters |
Family contact: |
I live with them |
Relationship Type: |
I'm just plain single |
Willing to Relocate: |
For the right person, to the moon! |
Animals: |
I love my pet(s) |
Pets (Have): |
Dog(s); Reptile(s) |
Pets (Like): |
Bird(s); Cat(s); Exotic pet(s); Fish; Rodent(s); Horse(s) |
Turn-ons: |
Body piercing(s); Dancing; Erotica; Flirting; Intelligence; Long hair; Showing affection in public; Sarcasm; Skinny dipping; Tattoo(s) |
Turn-offs: |
Assertiveness; Power |
Work aspirations: |
Get promoted |
Religious attendance: |
Only on religious holidays |
Dream home: |
Mansion with loads of servants |
Politics: |
Green |
Retirement plans: |
Finally writing that novel |
Feelings about using Over 40 Dating: |
Hopeful; Curious; Optimistic; Excited |
Honesty: |
Extremely |