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Beau1974

51 – Bromsgrove, Worcestershire, England

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Beau1974

51 – Bromsgrove, Worcestershire, England

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In His Own Words

About him

I enjoy naked skydiving into restaurant reservations, bramble picking, cabbage farming, and taking chimpanzees on day trips to a big city.

About his ideal match

You are the Yin to my Yang.

On our first date we will feast on a banquet of spare ribs. I will judge you according to how many you eat, and how voraciously you devour them. Should you defeat me, I will make you my warrior queen, my Boudicca. Our love will be perfect in its synchronicity, and wild as a raging tempest above the Strait of Messina. I will set Rome ablaze, just to watch the flames dance in your eyes. We will dine with the Gods…, and should it die…, it shall die as it began…; with a mound of bones between us…

Or I’ll just take you to Wetherspoon’s for a Lambrini 😉

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About him

Country of origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
Bromsgrove, Worcestershire, England
Gender:
Male
Age:
51
Star sign:
Capricorn
Height:
5' 10" (178cm)
Body type:
Athletic
Looks:
Above Average
Hair colour:
Bald
Eye colour:
Green
Relationship Status:
Single
Looking for:
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Let's see what happens; A short-term relationship; A long-term relationship; Marriage; Something casual
Have children:
No
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Eat healthily
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Ask me later
Education:
Ask me later
Occupation:
Ask me later
Income:
Ask me later
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
English
Other languages:
Ask me later
Religion:
Atheist

About his ideal match

Country of origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Within 200 miles of postcode district B60 (Bromsgrove)
Gender:
Female
Age range:
35 - 100
Star sign:
Any
Height:
Any
Body type:
Any
Looks:
Above Average; Average; Below Average
Hair colour:
Any
Eye colour:
Any
Has a photo:
Moderately important
Relationship Status:
Any
Have children:
Any
Want children:
Any
Daily diet:
Any
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Any
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
Ethnicity:
Any
Home language:
Any
Other languages:
Any
Religion:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

More about him

Personality
Sense of humour:
Obscure
Party behaviour:
An impartial observer
Personality traits:
Philosophical
Valued qualities:
Chemistry; Honesty; Hope; Humility; Moderation; Patience; Self-control
Fashion sense:
Classic (My tastes echo long-established norms)
More physical characteristics
Hair style:
It's a distant memory
Eyesight:
I've got 20/20 vision
Facial hair:
I'm clean-shaven
Body hair:
Hairy
Disabilities:
I have none
Body art:
I don't have any
Leisure & entertainment
Date activities:
Going for a walk
Music preferences:
Blues; Classical; Opera; Rock
Reading:
I read books occasionally
Books:
(Auto)biographies; History; Travel
Movie frequency:
Never
Interests:
Music; Photography; The arts
Sport involvement:
An active participant
Sports:
Camping; Chess; Cycling; Hiking; Horse Riding; Running; Yoga
Food
Cooking:
I love it!
Food:
Greek; Italian; Seafood; Thai
Go Out to Eat:
I always cook at home
Dietary Restrictions:
I have none
More lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Chilled
Take drugs:
Never
Relationship Type:
I'm just plain single
Likes & dislikes
Animals:
I like animals
Pets (Have):
Dog(s)
Pets (Like):
Cat(s); Horse(s)
Pets (Dislike):
Exotic pet(s); Fish; Reptile(s); Rodent(s)
The deep stuff
Religious attendance:
Doesn't apply
Dream home:
In the country