In His Own Words
About him
So, I've finally realised, I do probably need someone ....to help me change a large duvet cover(!), but alas creating a catchy dating profile is an exercise in futility, because a woman's selection process invariably follows this path...
Is he TALL? (⬅ primal traits linger hard huh?)
Can he make me laugh? (yes, at inappropriate times)
Is he kind? (I'm always nice to Waiting Staff!)
Has he got a nice smile? (well my Mum says it's nice!)
Solvent with a decent job? (extra fries with that Maam?)
Has he looked after himself? (only to facilitate pie consumption)
Looks good in a well fitting suit? (⬅ this being the reciprocal of Lingerie for fellas!)
Decent grammar? (Oi, Ms Snobby!)
Nice bum in jeans? (🤐)
Good quality (& clean) shoes? (sheesh, you Gals!)
Smells nice? (you'll need to nuzzle into my neck to find out)
Is he sane? (occasionally I hear voices ...they tell me things)
Has he avoided a bathroom selfie? (I just haven't uploaded it)
Nice Teeth? (you're all Orthodontics?)
Can he protect me from spiders, dragons & baddies (damn, those dragons are a big ask!)
...but mainly - IS HE TALL? (🙄 I'm 5'11")
ME? Just a regular guy clinging on to his own bit of broken-up orange crate in the great flood of life. Originally from Northumberland - a mild accent lingers (there is no "r" in bath). I've no tattoos or piercings (oh, & you'll never catch me in Lycra). Reasonably competent pillow fighter.
Determined, entrepreneurial/reasonably savvy, loyal, caring ...oh, & (hopefully!) fun.
I play guitar/piano to a standard which makes passing toddlers spontaneously weep, but nevertheless, it gives me an enormous sense of well-being (not the toddlers weeping bit). I adore live music.
A tendency to over-use three dots ...I hereby pledge that I'll never call you "Hun" or "Babes".
(I don't own a cute puppy, so I've deployed a pic of my lovely Mum in my photo gallery (taken 07/2024) purely to cynically garner some likes (she knows!) ...just a shame her ears aren't as long or as floppy)
About his ideal match
(Surely, you don't *all* do stand-up paddle boarding?!)
Ok, here goes...
Someone witty, fun, easy-going, sharp ...warm, with a good heart and whose world doesn't revolve around TV/Netflix (I seldom watch TV)... or is forever on Social Media.
She'll not be looking for a "partner in crime"...and I'm definitely going to better aligned with someone who has not interpreted "Just Eat' literally (<options just diminished). Oh, and she won't have messed about with her eyebrows too much!
Wow, you sound amazing! (they say you don't exist - but, pah ...what do they know?)
P.S. I'm *NOT* 57 ⬅ a 'technical inexactitude', done to mess with the App's search algos - yeah, yeah I know....sue me!
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About him
Country of origin: |
United Kingdom | |
Location: |
Barnet (Finchley), London, England | |
Gender: |
Male | |
Age: |
57 | |
Star sign: |
Leo | |
Height: |
5' 11" (180cm) | |
Body type: |
Slim | |
Looks: |
Attractive | |
Hair colour: |
Light Brown | |
Eye colour: |
Hazel | |
Relationship Status: |
Single | |
Looking for: |
Activity partners; Friends; Let's see what happens; A short-term relationship; A long-term relationship; Something casual | |
Have children: |
Yes, living with me sometimes | |
Want children: |
No | |
Daily diet: |
Eat most things | |
Smoking: |
Never | |
Drinking: |
Occasionally | |
Education: |
University / College student | |
Occupation: |
Self-employed | |
Income: |
Comfortable | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home language: |
English | |
Other languages: |
Ask me later | |
Religion: |
Agnostic |
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Eye colour: |
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Has a photo: |
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Want children: |
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Daily diet: |
Eat most things; Eat healthily | ||
Smoking: |
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Drinking: |
Occasionally; Several times a week | ||
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Ethnicity: |
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