In His Own Words
About him
Wordly_Old_B is SMART, WHOLESOME, RELIABLE & WELL-kept.
This modest (Hugh Grant-style) widower seeks a Healthy, Low-maintenance, Fit & Comfortable HAPPY TOURER, with LOTS OF driving MILES left in her.
HAS CLASSIC MOT (1stApr26) & is jolly FIT, with (irreverend /naughty) SENSE OF HUMOUR.
A CLEAN Runner, with Brisk UPTAKE & NO SMOKE.
The Wordly_Old_B drives WELL, is LIVELY & FULLY FUNCTIONAL - with NO BULBS BLOWN. Also
is ENDURING, FAITHFUL, SANE & almost SENSIBLE (Bonkers available, as Optional Extra !)
ENJOYS body boarding, country strolls & push-biking (baggy pants - No Lycra). Can still sprint, but prefers slow & gentle horizontal workouts.
Versatile HANDYMAN - with excellent digital skills, and CONSIDERABLE handcraft EXPERIENCE. Has volunteered in the Community, servicing Elders with dormant tool-boxes, and restoring/ recovering hedge & grass cutting machinery. (3 times !).
When wet/cold, Old B survives Scottish Country Dancing (SCD) ... graduating to Beginner in Autumn 2024.
Very Outgoing, Old Banger seeks a genuinely RELAXED and mildly CULTURED LADY - to visit Galleries/Exhibitions & VIEW slow-moving Heavenly Bodies - close at hand.
Has Excellent ART KNOWLEDGE. with escorted GALLERY/ MUSEUM TOURS possible.
A GENUINE, Young at heart, KIND, Good-humoured, HEALTHY and Enduring RUST-FREE MALE - with ORIGINAL PARTS.
This AUTOTRADER Ad is targetting an AMUSING & CHARMING Senior LADY - who remembers The Magic Roundabout (particularly MISTER RUSTY).
He's looking for a HAPPY, Comfortable & Well-kept SMART TOURER.
A SPORTY, Daring & Confident YOUNGER LADY (Bike/ Horse) RIDER may ALSO try her hand, te he.
And do RELAX, ladies - as lots of GOOD HUMOUR, Banter & COMPROMISE is ON OFFER, at our first COFFEE & BUNS.
EXECUTIVE SUMMARY (For all Styles & Breeds)
Sans Wife (4 yrs+), ex-RAF PILOT, a Well-educated, Interesting & Artistic exiled Scot seeks :
'Peace, Enjoyment, Love & Pleasure' (R Burns)
A longer-term two-way 'Commitment Street' is offered., as Optional Extra.
About his ideal match
A HEALTHY HAPPY RUNNER for LIFE'S warm & sunny PLEASANT JOURNEYS, even overseas ...
SLIM & TRIM, the W_Old_B is searching for a LIVELY "Cutty Sark" - still with wind in her ample sails and a good turn of speed.
YOU MUST LIKE cars, auto frigging (tinkering) & everything that FLIES.
IMPORTANTLY, a STABLE, HAPPY & AMUSING LADY with an HONEST & CARING NATURE.
IDEALLY - With a well cared-for Fuselage, on a Narrow-bodied Merry-widow Chassis. Not much body rust, either - or body roll please.
(Technical Note: BOTH these features TOGETHER can only be DREAMT OF ... by Wordly_Old_B)
Of a Quality European Marque? with FAIR PERFORMANCE, but nothing TOO FAST, My Dear .
W_O_B loves "The Chase", but still must be ABLE TO KEEP ABREAST ... of course !
YOU have HAD Regular Servicing - with Workshop History available - and well-formed & FULL (standout) HEADLAMPS sought.
Your RUNNING COSTS are LOW - with no Extra Insurance needed for 'Body Modifications' or 'Performance Parts'
LOW EXCESS ESSENTIAL ... of alcoholic beverages, tasteless clothes, Italian shoes, scented bath salts & costly Face (War) Paints.
USE ASH TRAYS? - THEN DO NOT APPLY.
ALREADY AN OVER-Committed GRANNY, perhaps?
ALSO, NO THANKS !!
Same for FULL DIARIES, with no OPEN SLOTS!
'GADDING-AROUND' TIME is ESSENTIAL for slowly "getting to know .... ALL OF YOU"
AN ACTIVE SUSPENSION (in good order) is HIGHLY DESIREABLE - With NO RECALLS (to Clinic/Hosp ) OR ANNUAL CHECKS - apart from generous lubrication, as Your Servicing Instructions require.
Wordly_Old_Banger accepts that good Showroom Condition is seldom achieved in well-kept bodies of this vintage.
If you don't ask - you don't get !
YOUR INTERESTS .... Animals, Exercise to Music, SCD, old Cars, vintage Aeroplanes, country Cooking and light Weeding?
ALL will be ... SCORED HIGHLY ...
Asking TOO MUCH of the FEW High-end & Elegant vintage LADIES out there ?
OF COURSE, YES - but GREAT FUN GUARANTEED at first Interview
Here ENDETH the REQUIREMENT ...
" In the Best Possible Taste "
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About him
Country of origin: |
United Kingdom | |
Location: |
Chipping Norton (Hooky (Nrtn) . Due Aug25), Oxfordshire, England | |
Gender: |
Male | |
Age: |
79 | |
Star sign: |
Pisces | |
Height: |
5' 8" (173cm) | |
Body type: |
Average | |
Looks: |
Above Average | |
Hair colour: |
White | |
Eye colour: |
Blue | |
Relationship Status: |
Widowed | |
Looking for: |
Activity partners; Let's see what happens; A short-term relationship; A long-term relationship; Something casual | |
Have children: |
Yes, not living with me | |
Want children: |
No | |
Daily diet: |
Eat healthily | |
Smoking: |
Never | |
Drinking: |
Occasionally | |
Education: |
Postgraduate | |
Occupation: |
Retired | |
Income: |
Comfortable | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home language: |
English | |
Other languages: |
None | |
Religion: |
Christian / Protestant |
About his ideal match
Country of origin: |
United Kingdom | ||
Location: |
Within 20 miles of postcode district OX7 (Chipping Norton) | ||
Gender: |
Female | ||
Age range: |
68 - 75 | ||
Star sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
5' 2" (157cm) - 5' 10" (179cm) | ||
Body type: |
Slim; Average; Athletic | ||
Looks: |
Very Attractive; Above Average; Attractive | ||
Hair colour: |
Blonde; Dark Blonde; Greying; White | ||
Eye colour: |
Any | ||
Has a photo: |
Non-negotiable | ||
Relationship Status: |
Single; Widowed | ||
Have children: |
Yes, not living with me | ||
Want children: |
No | ||
Daily diet: |
Eat most things; Eat healthily | ||
Smoking: |
Never | ||
Drinking: |
Never; Occasionally | ||
Education: |
Further education; University; Postgraduate; Private school | ||
Occupation: |
Medical / Dental / Veterinary; Self-employed; Teaching / Education / Training | ||
Income: |
Enough; Comfortable; Wealthy | ||
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | ||
Home language: |
English | ||
Other languages: |
Any | ||
Religion: |
Agnostic; Christian / Protestant; Spiritual, but not religious |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More about him
Sense of humour: |
Witty |
Intelligence: |
Intelligent |
Ruled by: |
Pleasure |
Party behaviour: |
An average mingler |
Personality traits: |
Adventurous; Confident; Daring; Easygoing; Faithful; Funny; Generous; Happy; Independent; Intelligent; Loving; Loyal; Optimistic; Outgoing; Realistic; Sensible; Stable; Thoughtful; Trustworthy |
Valued qualities: |
Compassion; Contentment; Faithfulness; Forgiveness; Friendliness; Honesty; Hope; Humour; Kindness; Moderation; Patience; Self-control; Tolerance |
Fashion sense: |
Smart (It's all about quality) |
Favourite clothing: |
Shorts & a T-shirt |
Favourite colour: |
Blue |
Hair style: |
Short; Well-behaved |
Eyesight: |
I wear glasses only when reading |
Facial hair: |
I'm clean-shaven |
Body hair: |
Light |
Disabilities: |
I have none |
Body art: |
I don't have any |
Date activities: |
Dinner at a restaurant; Meeting for coffee; Going for a walk; Visiting a gallery; Going to a museum |
Music preferences: |
Blues; Broadway / Theatrical; Classical; Dance / Disco; Instrumental; Jazz; Latin; Pop / Top 40; Reggae; Rock; Scottish |
Reading: |
I read books occasionally |
Books: |
(Auto)biographies; Fiction; History; Romance; Science / Technology; Self-help; Travel |
TV habits: |
I tend to watch news |
TV programmes: |
Documentaries; Motoring; Music Channels; News |
Movie frequency: |
Occasionally or irregularly |
Movie preferences: |
Action; Art Films; Comedy; Documentary |
Interests: |
Auto repair; Gardening; Healthy living; Investing; Music; The arts; Voluntary work; Woodwork |
Sport involvement: |
Watching from the sidelines |
Sports: |
Bodyboarding; Cycling; Flying / Gliding; Walking |
Cooking: |
I quite like cooking |
Food: |
Chinese; German; Indian; Italian; Seafood |
Go Out to Eat: |
I eat out a few times a month |
Dietary Restrictions: |
I have none |
Pace of Life: |
Manageable |
Time at work: |
I'm retired |
Pastimes of choice: |
Spending time outdoors |
Time online: |
I'm on for an hour or two a day |
Family contact: |
I see them when I can |
Relationship Type: |
I'm just plain single |
Willing to Relocate: |
I'd consider it |
Animals: |
I like animals |
Pets (Have): |
Bird(s) |
Pets (Like): |
Cat(s); Dog(s); Horse(s) |
Pets (Dislike): |
Exotic pet(s); Reptile(s); Rodent(s) |
Turn-ons: |
Assertiveness; Dancing; Flirting; Intelligence; Long hair; Showing affection in public; Skinny dipping; Thrill seeking |
Turn-offs: |
Body piercing(s); Power; Sarcasm; Tattoo(s); Wealth |
Work aspirations: |
I already have my ideal job |
Religious attendance: |
Rarely |
Dream home: |
Eco home in the countryside |
Politics: |
Right of centre |
Retirement plans: |
Living in the country |
Feelings about using Over 40 Dating: |
Curious; Optimistic |
Honesty: |
Extremely |